bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

bourbon bump

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt

Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.

by cmcosmic June 16, 2023

bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."

Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."

by Football Addict March 21, 2010

bushido bump

Snorting cocaine off a samurai sword

I blasted a line of cocaine off a samurai sword at a raging party last night , I’m a samurai now that I’ve done a bushido bump

by Ryan’s full of it March 12, 2023

Bump Down

In Dallas Texas slang, it essentially means "lets fight"

Aye bruh stop talking and bump down

by acarguythathelpsotherguys January 28, 2024

bumping belts

A sexual orientation that is conducted by hips, touching hips. When fully enveloped in the deed.

After some drinks, we began bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 February 13, 2024

Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

J loves to stump bumping before masterbating

by V193 September 27, 2020