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Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
by Sazzy J March 27, 2016
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Bastard

A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick
by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023
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Rat Bastard

Someone who knowingly, willingly, and deliberately cutting you off while you are driving.
“That Rat Bastard cut me off for no reason!”
by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023
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bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?
by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025
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Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
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bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
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Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong
I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards
by Berek2501 August 2, 2023
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