Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.

"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."

by BlueAx July 7, 2012

Drew autism attack

A combination of strange monkey noises, as well as sickly perverted jokes typically directed towards the male acquaintance. These outbursts last anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 hours before Andrew will return to his human form.

Andrew: "Will I will inhale you."
Anyone else: "You just had a Drew Autism attack"

by MonkeyBallZ__ December 21, 2019

Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something

When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!

by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020

Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)

start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the

HYENA REBOUND

i.e.definition "Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)"

by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011

shart attack

When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.

"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper

by FeloniousMonksGuy July 11, 2010

Shaq Attack

A way to describe the form of basketball played by TV character Marge Simpson

"Watch out for the Shaq Attack

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

Dunkadelic Rack-Attack

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " used to describe a thunderous in your face dunk.

Kobe drives the lane and gives Shaq a " Dunkadelic Rack-Attack "that might be the play of the year.LeBron just posterized Damon Jones for a NBA " Dunkadelic Rack-Attack " highlight.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 29, 2005