11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

I am the man

Everybody knows your name.

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."

by Gaming Fan Rio April 18, 2020

2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it

Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight

by Bean plant February 12, 2020

AM-UNODIR

nickname from Jordan Thomas Cooper for Dubya appointee Amanda Makki, Esq.

AM-UNODIR was the highest ranking Iranian-American female in the Army during Dubya’s administration and the Army is the largest branch of the armed forces.

by Coop Dupe March 18, 2020

I am Sophie

A rich person who isn't as she seems, Lara is probably better

Person 1: I am lara

Person 2: I AM SOPHIE

by Thisisacryforhelp83838438484 March 24, 2020

Am i special?

Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.

Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!

kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

AM

Attempted murder

Just cheffed man and caught me an AM

by Ynw043 June 16, 2020