kiss-arse

The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep

J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”

by megaweirdo January 22, 2019

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

AR-Kansas

What southerns don’t want to hear

This one is Arkansas and this one is Kansas and not AR-Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN

by INFIRESMAN February 6, 2019

Arse pipe

another name for colon

"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."

by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018

Arely

Arely is a very beautiful woman who can really make you fall in love with her and you wouldn’t want to let her go. She is kind respectful funny and perfect . An Arely can really make you happy for the rest of your life. It will be a miracle if you can ever find yourself an Arely.

Arely is the most beautiful and cute girl you’ll ever meet.

by The mostextra June 28, 2019

Arely M

The most amazing girl in the world.
She’s beautiful inside and outside.

Arely is one of a kind, she’s there for you in the best times and the worst time

She’ll always have your back and will never give up on someone. gives unconditional love, she has long black beautiful hair and a dark ton to her.

She’s loves anime, movies, books and hanging with friends. Arely is very smart and good at statistics. She never disappoints

Arely M is very sweet

by Outranked34 July 27, 2019

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019