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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
mugGet the The Tow-Boat Methodmug.

Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!
Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023
mugGet the Boatmug.

red dot boat

refers to girls on their periods. Usually only used in conversation between two girls.
"hey Marry, are you on the red dot boat?"
by Contessa in Monterey June 14, 2008
mugGet the red dot boatmug.

Manitoba Motor-boat

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.
She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.
by Mister Bulldops March 29, 2022
mugGet the Manitoba Motor-boatmug.

leathery boat

You give that old girl a leathery boat last night you funny cunt
by distort the sender February 15, 2015
mugGet the leathery boatmug.

oat in a boat

Does your oat float. It float in a boat
by BARRRGOOO October 10, 2018
mugGet the oat in a boatmug.

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