A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
Get the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibblermug. Mary Scott is the best person ever, she’s most likely a crackhead who always has energy. crazy, Crazy, CRAZY!!!
by muffin_10 February 17, 2022
Get the Mary Scottmug. The Trotting Turkey. A boy whose image was distributed around the bus shelters of Dundee in 2003-04.
by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022
Get the Scott Reidmug. A being of pure sex. Legends of Scotts ring out across the world inspiring awe and arousal in everyone that hears his sweet name. Scott’s glorious body is not one you will soon forget, and you may find yourself changing the expectations of what a true man is after laying eyes on the vast splendor of him. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Scott, make it your life’s mission to bask in his presence. Life without Scott is no life at all.
“Good heavens, Jeremiah! I have finally done it. I have found an almighty Scott to guide me on my journey of spiritual enlightenment.”
by Alexander David Lopez May 9, 2022
Get the Scottmug. This is the guy that is "The playa" but doesnt think so himself
Always surrounded by a girl but its not often the same one
Wanting what he cant have and using what he doesnt need.
Always surrounded by a girl but its not often the same one
Wanting what he cant have and using what he doesnt need.
by can.u.not March 9, 2015
Get the Scott Gmug. by Zara Jameson April 24, 2021
Get the Scottmug.