Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Bitch boy Johnny

Bitch boy Johnny

Jonathan is a good little bitch boy sissy bitch boy Johnny

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Johnny speedboat

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions

Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat

by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

Johnny, Johnny.
Yes, papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa.
DON'T LIE YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024

johnnie guilbert

the best music artist, cutest emo, and nicest person ever

“i love johnnie guilbert sm”
“ ik he’s helped me sm and i love him sm”

by natalee.840 April 10, 2024

Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.

Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!

by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021