Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

by Juancabeza May 19, 2025

Zombie Porn

A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.

Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP

Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn

by icrywhenijackoff March 5, 2023

Camden Zombies

A Camden Zombie is a Heroin Addict that walks the street like Dawn of the Dead, glassy eyes, slow walking, and unaware of their surroundings.

Walking down Broadway at midnight looks like the Thriller video because of the Camden Zombies

by RevRun February 7, 2018

Zombie Stranger

The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.

Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.

Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.

by Wolf of Main Street April 29, 2021

meat zombie

When someone just eats meat and hates vegetables. Basically has a diet of burgers and bacon. They tend to eat huge amounts of meat without chewing much.

Don't worry about feeding Joe. Just throw a big ole steak on the grill. He's a meat zombie. You don't even need to make a salad.

by MarianneM December 4, 2016

Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

Trauma Addict Zombies

Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.

The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss

by ancestaera August 27, 2020