Tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is a retard. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

That tool, David Albogas, dosen't even know she's just using him.

by João Presunto July 11, 2012

Tool Wizard

A person that holds and passes tools for a living.

The Tool wizard Ryan handed me a screwdriver.

by Boolba October 4, 2018

tool

A gun

them niggas got tools on em

by liljay3 June 10, 2018

Tool

Someone who you would describe as dumb, stupid or silly

Calvin you’re being such a tool

by SH1526 September 29, 2020

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Tool

Dylan Stewart

Dylan is a huge a tool.

by wayment September 1, 2019

Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.

DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.

by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011