Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.

"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."

by Lapos October 28, 2020

Zombie Skeleton

A woman who wears to much makeup, smells, and starves herself to the point that you can see her ribs.

Do you see her? She looks like a zombie skeleton.

by Brow20k January 26, 2014

fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.

dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.

by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012

zombie

A word meaning the undead and the only word NOT used to describe the walking dead.

Look at that zombie eating brains over there!

by DoctorWho? March 8, 2015

Zombie

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.

This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.

by fixo March 6, 2019