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Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
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five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers
A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO
by noob_pixels June 28, 2024
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triple double whopper

a triple shift in a day you work morning afternoon and evening, the double is opening/closing, whopper means a busy day, this is commonly used at burger king, but can be found being used at other fast food joints.
Tomas: Shit, Hector you really gonna make me work a *triple double whopper*?

Hector: Yeah sorry man but you called out 3 days in a row and the hire ups are mad and told me your required to work a *triple double whopper*
Tomas: i fucking hate this shit
by AvgFastFoodEmployee May 27, 2025
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Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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