Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

i want to die

something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.

me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond

by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023