poop vagina

The dirty crust found in the vagina when a girl wears her underwear backwards.

Katie has a poop vagina

by JHerrmann May 21, 2006

Vagina Bike

A unicycle or bicycle apparatus neglecting the seat device.

Instead of a seat, the rider "mounts" the seat post by inserting into his/her vagina.

See Polish Bike Ride

"I will ride you like a vagina bike"

by uwbikeshop December 12, 2009

vagina space

the space between a girls legs directly below her vagina. some girls have it, some dont. usually indicates that the pussy is prime. ideally, you will be able to fit 1-2 fingers in the vagina space, but there are exceptions.

guy 1 - DAMN bro! u see that chick? slammin!

guy 2 - werddd, she got the vagina space too! thats how u KNOW shes good to go

by TheGame...you just lost March 28, 2011

vagina monologues

A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.

I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again

by Randag February 17, 2005

vagina gun

the act of taking your pointer finger and your middle finger and separating them in a vagina-like fashion so that you can violently shoot period at people using your vagina gun

IMA SHOOT YOUU WITH MAH VAGINA GUN BAMBAMBAM

by missionvagina69 June 18, 2009

Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.

A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction

by Highzman October 25, 2012