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Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
by Tigersex October 29, 2021
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Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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unicorn trail

Noun;
A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.
I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.
by Applejax September 1, 2017
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unicorn server

Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
by -lul June 26, 2018
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Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.
Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such
by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016
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Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
by King rcj November 25, 2021
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unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."
by Ninecents February 2, 2024
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