Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

Twitter-adjacent

1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you

2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media

3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.

Example 1:

“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “

Example 2:

Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”

Girl: ”You so crazy!

by Bareback Banshee August 6, 2024

Twitter

Twitter is a social media created in 2006 by Jack Dorsey, the social media was known for its tweets, a form of posts with a limit of characters to input like in an SMS. The platform is mostly known to be the second most popular opinion social media after Reddit. However, this social media was bought and renamed X by Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Space X. Since then, Twitter has never been that bad.

If you want to beef with someone, make a Twitter account.

by SlammerGaming0 August 20, 2024

Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

Twitter whore

A non-public figure/celebrity verified Twitter account that interaction farms or rage baits for money.

There are so many Twitter whores at the bottom of Pop Base’s posts hoping they’ll annoy stans.

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass

"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"

by Saulman500 February 4, 2024

Twitter

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023