Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
by ballssucker2000 March 05, 2023
by Hans00 July 13, 2015
Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.
While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.
(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)
While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.
(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)
by bigstrayan June 09, 2025
Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
A very underrated YouTube streamer by the name of FrewZzy made a remark on a meme video exclaiming “OMG IT’S A TOAST!” Accidentally calling a toad a toast which today is a well-known gag on his channel.
“Oh my goodness chat, IT’S A TOAST!” “It’s a toast on a toast.” “Sheeeesh man, that’s one big toast!”
by Polar Boss August 12, 2022
Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.
by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021