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red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns
I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!
by Sugarnay August 10, 2016
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Clown Meat

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always
by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021
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Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.
Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.
by DestroFace May 17, 2017
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Stepping on a clown

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it
by bowen_arrow May 6, 2010
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booty clown

A woman with extra silicone injected in her lips and buttocks who applies copius amounts of makeup and wears two piece matching sweatsuits with Addidas flip-flops. Often seeing berating nail salon workers so they can get a discount.
The booty clown snapped her fingers in Cheng's face because her nail chipped on the tab of her Monster just two hours after he worked on her.
by doonkune April 20, 2019
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Ask clown

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
by BAMF613 February 24, 2019
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piss clown

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.
by Mon and Sharn July 30, 2015
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