Kyle

Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe

God did you hear how kyle lost his v-card to his sister

by lem342869 February 10, 2017

Kyle

Most likely a faggot who should killhimself

Kyle you little nigger faggot how about you go slit you wrist and hang yourself

by Circle jerkkk May 29, 2018

Kyle

An absolute fucking asshole who cant keep his dick in his pants.

"my boyfriend cheated on me"
"i told you he was a kyle"

by Hrtlcoeta May 04, 2018

Kyle aldrige

Someone or something that smells like shit. Also a very ugly bloke.

Bloody nora, that guy smells like kyle aldrige!

by flamin nora March 09, 2022

slippery Kyle

When you nut in your girlfriend's butthole, then coat your penis in jizz and use it that as lube when you switch holes

Whoa dude, you really pulled a slippery Kyle on that girl, huh?

by Ballah_Rotney69 September 22, 2020

kyle brylin

Someone with a propensity for being a douche. A self-important, narcissist prick who obviously uses humor and cruelty to deflect their own pain, self-doubt and vicious inner monologue.

Wow, are you Kyle Brylin? Cause you're being a douche.

by blackenedsicken April 16, 2020

kyle palmer

Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!

Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle

Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer

by Trisha Pirted January 31, 2017