evan

scientificly cute

science proves that evan is cute

by salad nblm August 2, 2021

Evan McCormick

A kid with an extreme addiction to cars and camera.

Evan McCormick is a cool kids club member.

by Dat Mano August 13, 2022

Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

Evan

Evan is a common name used in America and Egypt. The name Evan is also EMO. Anyone named Evan is most likely an emo and probably blasts music at school.

Dude did you hear that Emo Evan got suspended!

by juicycaprisun May 16, 2022

Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019

Evan

Big cock and has glasses

Omg Evan huge cock boi

by Big mandem November 16, 2020