Tim Walz

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick

Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays

by TangoDango August 10, 2024

tim kruse

the best looking and most nicest man with a huge schlong,many girls and tons of money,everybody wants to be like tim kruse

i would really like to be a tim kruse.

by jungenrue August 7, 2017

Tim

The only man who brings Kim fall to her knees

Tim the man

by Bakuchiol November 23, 2021

Tim bowles

Says the N-Word sees no problem with it

Tim Bowles Said the N-Word in class today

by Ulupnaburpers March 22, 2022

Tim

A Tim/ (or Tim) is a guy who will thumb wrestle with strangers in a park. He’s the type of person who will joke too much about feet, starting to let you think he actually has a foot fetish. In his free time he likes to build lego
and will proudly admit it. He’s funny especially when he’s not even knowing he is. And most importantly he will ask you fundamental questions.

That’s Tim. He’s walking around asking people what their favorite planet is.

by Kikiii111 November 12, 2022

Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

Tim

A great person and wonderful father who while irritating at times is still supportive

Thanks for everything tim

by Theonetrueking0504 November 8, 2021