Tim

A great person and wonderful father who while irritating at times is still supportive

Thanks for everything tim

by Theonetrueking0504 November 8, 2021

Tim Walz

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick

Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays

by TangoDango August 10, 2024

Tim Cheese

The criminal mastermind mouse who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Tim

Ugly piece of shit

Wow, he’s ugly!

“Yeah, he looks like Tim”

by Timisauglypieceofshit November 22, 2021

Tim

A man with an extremely large nose

Yoooo did u see how big the new guys nose is it’s almost like Tim

by Dumbturtle6789 January 9, 2020

Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

Tim Walz

The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.

Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house

Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.

by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024