Morning Hug

When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.

Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.

Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.

by dankDefine November 10, 2017

Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 04, 2023

morning buhn

Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends

Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school

by 21cheapbeanz December 01, 2024

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 12, 2022

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag February 15, 2016

Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 14, 2018

Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022