Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

van Wonterghem

The most beautiful person, inside and outside, you have ever met or will.

That person is perfection, she must be a Van Wonterghem.

by TerrorKraken June 19, 2020

alexandra van dijk

Nicest, Funniest, Coolest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Be happy with her, maker her happy, she deserves it. She has been sad enough.

You are Alexandra van dijk

by hellods0306 February 23, 2017

Van Villains

The musical duo of Twitch users Illutris & Davijak, parodied after Bran Van 3000

Bill: Have you listened to the Van Villains?
Joe: Are you talking about the rap duo from YayoDeLaRiva's streams?

by Illutris February 2, 2021

Van Ingelgem

A person with the name of Van Ingelgem is an annoying little bastard, that gets no bitches. The birthplace of the person is Egypt where he gets no bitches. Not a single one. He could be gay 50/50.

That person looks like an Van Ingelgem. This person gets no bitches!

by Nobitcchezz January 9, 2024

van der zee

the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...

wow that van der zee is verry awesomely weird...

by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017