Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai

I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!

by darqdjinn November 23, 2016

Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

Shoot the skateboard

When you rob a bank and you run in with a Ar-15 and proceed to miss all your shots on the person on the skateboard (better used when their name is Jerome.)

You heard that one guy that just recently pulled a "shoot the skateboard

by dopod April 13, 2025

Shoot that indian

To wet one part of a joint that is burning unevenly, also called "canoeing".

Dude, where you learn to roll? This joint is canoeing.
Man, just shoot that indian, puff, puff, pass.

by IndigoWyrd November 18, 2022

print shoot repeat

A youtuber who makes *legal* 3D printed guns, often showcasing them in a comedic video. Also referred to as PSR.

Q: "What was the name of that song about the mp5 slap?"
A: "HK Slap by print shoot repeat."

by tweeeeeeeeeeek March 13, 2023

shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022