go pick some peaches

A nice way to tell someone to fuck off.

Me: darrell go pick some peaches.

by Atomicwhiteboy!!! October 13, 2017

Pick Me

Wednesday boy

Person 1 "Have u seen Wednesday boy?"
Person 2 "Oh yeah, he such a pick me that he doesn't even know what pick me means!"

by Gingergreggs February 27, 2023

Pick me

The best people.

I love her she is a true pick me

by 459395 November 6, 2022

LICK MY PICK

For the memesters of the minecraft community. Instead of saying a naughty word just say LICK MY PICK.

Brayden: Hey Sandy
Sandy: hey Brayden
Brayden: Tryna LICK MY PICK?
Sandy: Is that even a question... obviously

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

Pick me

It's what delusional women say to women who have common sense and know how to treat a man. They use it, when your stance on a matter dealing with males, go against theirs.

She's a pick me. She believes a traditional man deserves a traditional woman. Not these new women, that require everything, but put out nothing.

by Piccausername August 11, 2022

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013