A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
when somebody hit the gym and talk the entire time that their jaw actually become sore the day after
" james was here an hour ago and all he did was give me advice on how i can get better gains by going vegan. didnt even lift"
"oh, must be jaw day"
"oh, must be jaw day"
by analienorganism January 19, 2019
A Rock band from Nashville, Tennessee, USA who produce a Post-Grunge sound
2004 - Present
They have released 2 albums
Day Of Fire
Cut And Move
(a new album Losing All will be released in 2010)
Formation
Lead Singer - Josh Brown
Guitarist - Joe Pangallo
Bass - Chris Pangello
Drummer - Zach Simms
2004 - Present
They have released 2 albums
Day Of Fire
Cut And Move
(a new album Losing All will be released in 2010)
Formation
Lead Singer - Josh Brown
Guitarist - Joe Pangallo
Bass - Chris Pangello
Drummer - Zach Simms
Adam: Hey have you heard of that band Day of Fire
Mitch: Yeah they have a new album coming out in 2010
Mitch: Yeah they have a new album coming out in 2010
by Thousand Foot Krutch September 01, 2009
Opposite Day is a fun "game" played on another. You never know when this day takes place, but when it does, everything you say has the opposite meaning of what it would on a normal day. The quest is on to figure out when this day actually happens, so you can safeguard yourself from its horrors.
H-bird: Imma snaxe you, you snaxe
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.
by Hecretary Bird July 27, 2020
to be a “demon” at all light hours. Being a true playa at day light hours. For example if you just punch somebody in they face out of nowhere during the day you a day demon. If you fucking bitches before 7pm you’re a day demon
by the oringal day demon February 26, 2022
Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.
Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"
by Curro OG's June 16, 2023
A day made in honor of May, though this day can fall on any day of the year it is to honor, admire, appreciate, and celebrate May. This day usually falls on everyday of the year for Tlyer, as he always honors, admires, appreciates and celebrates May.
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)
SURPRISE MAY!! IT IS MAY DAY!! TIME TO APPRECIATE, HONOR, AND ADMIRE YOU MAY!! CAUSE IT'S MAY DAY!! IT IS MAY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
by TLYER IS ME November 06, 2020