Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts
Look at his Johnson
by K9DogMa March 7, 2025
Get the Johnsonmug. Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.
guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls
by loverboy224 June 6, 2022
Get the Sylvie Johnsonmug. When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
by dying_fish September 26, 2020
Get the Johnsonmug. by Akta September 10, 2021
Get the Alicia-Johnsonmug. The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."
Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?
A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.
A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.
by Steampuncher November 30, 2009
Get the Dewy Johnsonmug. by samjpohnson March 12, 2024
Get the Sam Johnsonmug. by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022
Get the dylan johnsonmug.