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Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.
Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
by El Georgio December 13, 2018
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fresh and loose

If you're feeling fresh and loose you're feeling spontaneous, off the cuff. Applies to scenarios where you wouldn't usually indulge in something but hey... since we're feeling fresh and loose.
You know, the wife hadn't bought any potato chips from the grocery store in months. She must have been feeling fresh and loose yesterday though because she came in with the 48 variety pack!
by Purple McDonald October 2, 2017
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Fresh sauna smell

The smell that happens when you light up a wooden stove in a sauna. Changes depending on stove type and type of wood youre using
The fresh sauna smell is amazing this time did you put anything special there?
by Sauna and bromine lover March 29, 2025
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Fresh Grievious

An act of intimate romance in a threesome, the Fresh Grievious involves the co-operation of 2 females and a male.
With the male lying down, a female partner with the other behind her would give the unreluctant male a handjob from both of their hands resulting in a total of 4 hands on the male's genitalia. In a stroking pattern, the leading female would force the male's genitals onto her chest repeatedly while screaming in pain. The male has no other option but to tolerate the pain and agony along with the sweet pleasure of a 4 hand jackoff.
husband : i'm feeling kinky today, honey

wife : lemme call Emily, we've been wanting to do the Fresh Grievious since Star Wars.
by zukelliot September 5, 2012
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fresh

by razorxsweat October 4, 2021
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fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success
I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!
by Charles Sea Container November 21, 2023
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Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!
I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.
by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025
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