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Penis Crossed

To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.
S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5
by iSweariamSober May 29, 2021
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Animal Crossing

A game for zoophiles to play when they are bored
by JohnathonRitchardson November 26, 2024
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Cross referencing

A commonly used phrase to inform someone (usually a supervisor or someone in charge) that you have absolutely no idea what the answer to a particular question or problem is, but that you will do some digging immediately...
Captain Kirk: "ensign, do we have any data or record of a previous encounter on this enemy craft?"

Ensign: "... cross referencing all known databases now Captain!"
by StevePoodle November 28, 2024
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Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024
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Cross arm

Any structural part in a mechanical object that is essential to the mechanical thing running.
"Fkin blew my cross arm again godamit"
by Papa hecker December 11, 2024
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cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
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cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus
"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"
by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
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