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Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 9, 2020
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Body Bagging

The act of tea bagging a lifeless or elderly body.
OMG did you hear he's into Body Bagging
by cagrghhth November 23, 2022
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Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better
Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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Body Admiration

Admiring someone's body specifically females in boyshorts or panties.
During our body admiration session she let me sniff her panties.
by Mario456 November 14, 2021
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body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep
"This shit is some real body weed."
by LK253 June 2, 2023
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body this bitch

Get her in a body bag = death
Or a proverbial friendship death or boycott of one's public social media presence/public figure being "body bagged" or put to death via social media or that person's negligent decisions. A public (or sometimes private) figure's livelihood has been compromised due to extraneous circumstances out of their ability to legally thwart such demise. Defamation of character (public or private). Can mean the death of someone, literally, a threat from someone, or a career ending dogma. This phrase unfortunately applies to it all.
Dr. Luke (Lukasz G.) v Kesha Sebert Example: "He professionally and privately body bagged this girl, what left does she have"?

Someone knock that bitch out....forever.

"Body this bitch".
According to Wikipedia: body bag, also known as a cadaver pouch or human remains pouch (HRP), is a non-porous bag designed to contain a human body, used for the storage and transportation of corpses. Body bags can also be used for the storage of corpses within morgues.
Hoesika: All you want is camera time you first season thirsty ass bitch!

D: "Yao ya heels dirty....someone just body this bitch"!
by DejaVu Kah August 15, 2017
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Dirty Bodie

A dirty bodie is a sexual act of sucking cum bubbles out of a pussy, left from a gang bang, All whilst being fucked up the arse by your dads dildo
Clean up after sex is amazing all when you have a dirty bodie
by Testivibe July 5, 2023
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