sir jeffardes the first

someone who is making absolute tomfoolery around the place and being very rude and silly

look at henry he is an absolute "sir jeffardes the first" oh henry

by tsunami2474 June 9, 2022

Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 5, 2025

Angel "Biloyaran" Soler: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 343: Angel "Biloyaran" Soler: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 13, 2025

First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025