golden cock

a person who re defines the word cock someone so stupid and rearded he/she is crowned the " golden cock "

A :does the queen live in england ?

B: shut up you nob fuck me you are a proppa golden cock

by Kieran11111111 February 27, 2009

golden shower

a sexual act that humiliates 1 party involved in the act of intercourse. it involves 1 person urinating on the other (either on their body or in their mouth) for some this is a turn-on. for most it is considered grotesque and a turn-off

i gave that gurl a golden shower and she dumped me!!

by brooklynbabe05 January 13, 2011

golden years

Times past, looked back upon through the failing site of later years as being much happier and safer than they actually were.

Today's baby boomers often reminisce about their golden years, the 1960s.

by flackrat September 23, 2003

golden apple

A slang term for blonde female pubic hair.

She had a golden apple and that thing was ripe.

by Big_dank June 22, 2016

Golden Crown

After receiving a blow job till completion from your partner, the partner then pee's all over the cum soaked penis. Without washing yourself this will create a golden crown from the dried piss and cum around the penis.

On rare occasions a second blow job is given with the Golden Crown in tact.

I asked my girl if she can give me a golden crown after the blowjob and she jumped at the chance to do so..

by Blacknight200 May 11, 2013

golden bags

a treat found on the 9 tastes menu. sounds sexual in nature....but really isnt. its like a crab rangoon with vegetables and shit instead of crab and jizz

What would you like? Id like your special golden bags....all up in me.

by Brian April 22, 2005

the golden hour

When the sky is that perfect golden shade as the sun sets, so you convince a blonde it's fate that you met at such a magical time, so you can slip in a cheeky finger in the park

Look beautiful, it's the golden hour, this must be fate we met, wanna get fingered in a hedge?

by It's me, the M, the AC, the K April 30, 2016