douche taco

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

fag douche

A piece of clothing that makes you look like a fag, a douche or a fag douche

A person that can be a fag, douche, or fag douche

Dude take that fag douche off your wrist you look like a fag.

by Blackmizo July 26, 2010

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

Douche Armada

a group of 5 or more douche canoes

guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes

by donkers1 February 07, 2010

Douche Rocket

A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.

Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.

by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008

douche babe

A very attractive yet very unintelligent and crass boy/man.

1) Woah, that guy sure is a douche babe.

2) Zach Efron

by Malachi Fillman May 03, 2009

Facebook douche

Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.

Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?

Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!

by roflcopter12 December 29, 2009