Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by the random. March 1, 2023

Straight hair

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

by wafflezer July 19, 2016

Straight Queen

A 'Straight Queen' is a guy that spends too much time on his looks. Always has perfect hair and eyebrows, works out often and watches what he eats. This person is an uber metrosexual. A guy that likes girls but is a little too polished.

We’re late because we had to wait for this 'Straight Queen' to fix his eyebrows.

by RhodeIslandJoe October 12, 2009

straight rye

whisky without ice or water

I'll have a straight rye.

by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007

Super straight

A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?

Idiot: I’m super straight.
Normal Person: That’s transphobic and stupid.

by Orthapox-13 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

a terrible, disgusting “sexuality” created by neo nazis to excuse transphobia. People who say they are super straight claim they are only attracted to the opposite gender, but somehow exclude trans people, which means their logic makes no sense.

Guy: im super straight
Guy2: oh so you’re transphobic?
Guy: Nooo its just preference. I only like women🥺
Guy2: so you like trans women too?
Guy: Nooooo
Guy2: then you’re logic makes no sense. You arent valid.

by randomperson:)) March 8, 2021

omega straight

Someone attracted to people born and identifies as the opposite gender and has always identified as that gender.

My boy is omega straight.

by Thesturdybiscuit March 15, 2021