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Three Story Bungalowed

A term to define being black out drunk
"How drunk were you last night"
"Dude I was three story bungalowed"
by Palmtree666 January 7, 2024
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Sex story

James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."

"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
That was a great sex story to share with my friends.
by maria728 December 1, 2023
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multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.
girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.
by pom toast May 11, 2010
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Whore love story

A {private snap} story where you talk about all the people you’ve {hooked up} with and how it went
Jen: Did you see Carly’s whore love story?
Anna: Yeah,she’s crazy.
by fckbtchesgitmoney February 25, 2020
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sex story

see pts 1-3. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 4/??
sex story pt 4!!

he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.

i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.

we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Toy Story Effect

When a movie series wraps up, and the viewers think it can't continue because it was a perfect ending.
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Person 1: New trailer for the 4th one

Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly

Person 1: At least just watch the trailer

Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket

Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
by Fanther09 March 19, 2019
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golf story

A really awesome game that you should all buy so we can have a second one , please try it its really awesome.
"i wanna do a game of golf story ?"
"HELL YEAH !"
by Wendie123 October 12, 2017
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