September 4th

September 4th is national mustache ride day. It is a day where women get to go for a mustache ride. Find a guy with a beard and mustache and hop on his face on for the ride of your life. Sex is not guaranteed for the man, he just gets his face used.

September 4th is my favorite day, I get to ride a mustache!

by Tryanythingonce10 September 04, 2021

11th September

Happy Skyscrapers and Planes Day!

- Is it the 11th September tomorrow?
- Yes and don't forget to bring your plane to the World Trade Centre like all other normal people.

by Anamericano0070071234 December 28, 2022

26th September

Eat yo girl out or give a blowjob to ur mans

its 26th september yk what we have to do

by giojanna September 22, 2021

September 22nd

National Rose Day! Go up to someone and give them roses.

Hey! It's September 22nd. Here are some roses!

by btsarmyforlife654321 June 11, 2022

September 5

National shut up rosella day

It’s September 5

by Yanniboi September 02, 2020

September 29

Give a/your girl a hoodie today trust me she will love it

Hey i wanna give you my hoodie cause I love you. And it's September 29 so yes

by Your 4 lifer September 28, 2021

September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 11, 2021