When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.
by CoonDogg January 23, 2012

Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.
by Big money crayon March 14, 2019

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.
by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009

A small but fierce community in San Diego, California. We like our oceans blue, our streets clean and our girls beautiful. If your not from here it would be wise to respect the locals, take your trash with you, and keep your opinions to yourself. We got shit on lock and we're down to split a few melons if we feel the need to. But for the most part we're pretty laid back.
by anto1511 October 13, 2010

A high school located in San Gabriel. Consists of Asians and Hispanics with the occasional lost Caucasian thrown into the mix. The feeder schools are mainly Garvey Intermediate, Temple, or Baldwin.
Rivalry schools change often.
There are way too many freshmen PDA'ing everywhere. They need to get their shit together.
Scratch that. There is way too much PDA in general. Go get a room, you horndogs.
There are cool teachers there.
The food is pretty bad like every other school cafeteria in the world.
The girls' volleyball team has won league too many times to count.
The football team is not too shabby.
The girls' basketball program is slowly rising from the gutter.
There is a nice football field.
Most girls dress like corner hoes and hit on everything with a dick.
The football players think they're pimps and try to get into every girls' pants.
The school colors are Red and Blue.
The mascot is the SGHS Matadors.
Oh, and they're cooler than Mark Keppel.
Rivalry schools change often.
There are way too many freshmen PDA'ing everywhere. They need to get their shit together.
Scratch that. There is way too much PDA in general. Go get a room, you horndogs.
There are cool teachers there.
The food is pretty bad like every other school cafeteria in the world.
The girls' volleyball team has won league too many times to count.
The football team is not too shabby.
The girls' basketball program is slowly rising from the gutter.
There is a nice football field.
Most girls dress like corner hoes and hit on everything with a dick.
The football players think they're pimps and try to get into every girls' pants.
The school colors are Red and Blue.
The mascot is the SGHS Matadors.
Oh, and they're cooler than Mark Keppel.
-A TYPICAL DAY AT SAN GABRIEL HIGH SCHOOL-
Guy: Hey babe. I'm a football player.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yes. And I'm romantic too.
Girl: OOOH, READ ME A POEM!
Guy: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Let's have sex.
Girl: OKAY!
Guy: Hey babe. I'm a football player.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yes. And I'm romantic too.
Girl: OOOH, READ ME A POEM!
Guy: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Let's have sex.
Girl: OKAY!
by NotAnotherSlut November 21, 2011

burma's savior, won a peace price for her efforts in trying to fix up the country with the shittiest human rights in the world
by David Myint November 23, 2003

The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
by grovemeister June 24, 2008
