Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly December 22, 2016

Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

by The truth_allday August 24, 2021

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020

Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.

Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!

by Holy leader of Potatos November 01, 2019

Death Potato

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato September 01, 2016