Is the definition of private school girl, wears black and white jordons, works at Boccaccio. Has a bf that is gay. Thinks she knows it all when she doesn’t and fucking loaded.
by anonymous August 27, 2021
Get the Pick me girlmug. Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
Get the pick up your own napkinmug. Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.
by Juselsm January 17, 2012
Get the picking turnipsmug. When you follow someone who just followed you back and that person unfollows you to make their account look famous.
by Kevxx_ September 4, 2016
Get the Cherry Pickingmug. 
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
by ok_tofu December 20, 2022
Get the Apple pickingmug. 