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Swallow my pride

If i were you i'll swallow my pride and forget
by HeshamMohammed September 5, 2020
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the price is right

when you hook-up with a girl and you count the number of teeth she has with your tongue.
i pashed this chick last night and i gave her 'the price is right.'i think she had 28
by curlyfries December 27, 2006
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Katie Price

katie price is a legend.I love her to pieces , she is a great mum to her kids . and even though alot of people critisce her and blame her for pete and katies split , it was both of their faults not just hers.I really admire her , and the couple and love their tv show ive also read all her books , I really hope they get back together soon , I feel sorry for the kids xxx
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i love katie & peter
by Louiiseeeey ♥ July 8, 2009
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Priest

noun

1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."

2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."

2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
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priest

1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.

2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
1)
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.

2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin November 10, 2007
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pfizer

Covid vaccine that only hot and cool people get.
: that girl got pfizer
: she is so cool
by nutsgencherry July 28, 2021
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heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.
Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch
by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023
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