Cookie platter

The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.

Step by step guide to have the best day ever

1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼

I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist

by Hi Inky September 16, 2019

mr.platt

a weird teacher . You probably catch him staring at u everyday. Hes totally weird and he'd be the type to moan in ur ear. You dont know if u should b scared or not bcus everyone thinks hes gay.

"Ew did you see that weirdo"
"girl thats just mr.platt weird ass"

by big booty luva December 2, 2019

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

Slime Patty

Anal creampie

After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 30, 2020

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 4, 2020

Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart

Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!

by Etm18 July 16, 2020