Fabio friday

When can’t be arsed to work on a Friday so you makes up any excuse to go home

“I don’t want another Fabio Friday”

by anonymous March 28, 2024

Friday Junior

It's Thursday since it's before Friday, Thursday the baby.

Man, I can't wait for Friday junior to get here so I can get my car.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’

‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’

by wheresl1am April 3, 2024

Fight friday

Fight friday is when you fight on the week of friday every friday

Girl: its fight Friday ima bout to go woop teshia ass

by UGLYBADDESTBITCHTOOKYOURNIGGA September 29, 2019

hop on funky friday

a gay rap battle between 2 gay men, while rapping they have rough anal gay sex

1: Hey man, hop on funky friday

2: Sure let me just get ready.

by markoisdead August 22, 2021

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018