talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.

It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.

by bdams August 16, 2003

Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

The Farm Hand

It is the act of delivering an open hand smack to the side of ones face.

Much like how the farm hands do all the work on the farm, "The Farm Hand" does all the work...

Shut up b*tch or you will get The Farm Hand!

by Switch_Midgett February 13, 2010

Ight hand

“Ight hand” meaning okay man. A term that generally good ol boys on the oil rig use.

Ol boy 1: “Just got off the rig man, that’s enough West Texas drilling for me”
Ol boy 2: “Ight hand, you gon miss the smell of oil base”

by Xanny Phantom April 9, 2019

Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.

I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.

by don leslie December 26, 2007