Ninja Skills :)

Being overly beasty and awesome.!

Example : Luci and Chase have NINJA SKILLS :) !

Thats a fact fer sure.

by SmileyLuci April 15, 2010

Ninja Dinosaur

Most amazing type of dinosaur.. Frequently is seen in New Zealand, especisally Howick College.
The Ninja dinosaur seeks out all tw*****t and Ju***n Bi*ber
lovers to convert them to avergeness.
Loves colouring books, Wheres Waldo, Harry Potter, Unicorns, Llamas and Star wars

Go on Mlia.com to find the Ninja Dinosaur

by HappinesIsTheColourBlue July 7, 2011

Ninja Cat

Some fucker who thinks he's a badass online, but in reality isn't shit. Yet another nobody who likes bullshit like "lolcats," martial arts (but probably has never bothered to learn any) and using words like "kitteh" and such, while thinking he is some kind of tough guy at the same time. Probably spends most of his income on his addictions of WoW and "adult" anime shows.

Ninja Cat thought he was a badass after making an asinine claim on a forum. Later that night he stepped outside of his building to buy anime porn after a failed WoW raid and mouthed off to a guy, who struck Ninja Cat in the head with a baseball bat. He was left to bleed on the concrete, and when his fat goth girlfriend came to check on him, she found his stash of anime porn and dumped his worthless ass.

by Nerd Please May 27, 2009

ninja skills

Ninja skills is all about Bob!

Bob has some mad ninja skills. Actually he's a ninja at heart!

by Jules November 17, 2004

Ninja Penis

A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes. It's great.. I use them all the time

James: Can I show you my Ninja Penis?
Jessica: Only If you stick it into me ;)

by Magicarsewhipe April 5, 2009

Ninja Report

It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.

Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."

Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?

Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday

Group: Oooh wow, cool

by Tobe_meister March 8, 2010

Ninja ichiban

Manga character. Ninja Number one. Very cool. Ninja Ichiban may also go by the name of Callan.

Ninja Ichiban kicked my ass because he is so cool.

by Callan February 27, 2005