Minecraft

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

by anonymous June 2, 2022

minecraft

a game where anything you can imagine is possible

i build the entirety of the united states in Minecraft :D

by eck! June 13, 2022

Minecraft

A very cool game, made originally by Markus Persson, and now owned by Microsoft. Minecraft wasn't it's original name, it was named by Markus, Cave Game, then he renamed it into Minecraft. Minecraft is a super cool game where you can build anything you desire, play in creative mode to literally become GOD, play in adventure to experience a map that you or your friends built, play in spectator to annoying your friends, or play in survival and experience what Minecraft truly is!

Person 1: You play Minecraft?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Person 1: Your so cool.

by BlockyMan February 25, 2024

Angry Minecraft

One of the good shows that futuristic hub made, but ended in late 2019 cuz some stupid idiot decided to work on “BALDI VS PIGGY VS SONIC FT. AMONG US SALAD FINGERS” instead of this masterpiece.

“Hey remember Angry Minecraft?”
“Yeah, that was pretty funny.”
“Too bad it's been discontinued cuz the guy who made it is a stupid little idiot.”

by KiddTheIdiot November 16, 2020

Minecraft

See Drugs

Are you playing Minecraft dawg?

Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the world

Hey bro, wanna play some Minecraft?

by McStumbleBurg July 21, 2020

Minecraft

the game where i found otherside out of a dungeon chest yesterday

OMG I FOUND OTHERSIDE OUT OF DUNGEON CHEST IN MINECRAFT 3.1% CHANCE!!!

by amogussus March 15, 2022