max dressler

unfunny guy, doxed someone, cant dance, annoying
😂✨🙈 dont stan him

lmao you are so not funny
lmao you are so max dressler

by ratluver May 5, 2020

Max Feinstein

Aspiring musician and generally good natured furball

Max Feinstein has long hair

by Roger Franklin March 28, 2005

Max Cleland

A damn good Georgia Senator. He was a Democrat, and campaigned for John Kerry. He got three limbs blown off in Vietnam. Some putz named Saxby Chambliss dared call him unpatriotic (just because Max Cleland voted against the pointless SDI thing). We need more guys like him, Barak Obama, and John Kerry.

Vote to get Max Cleland back in the Senate.

by Catholiccommunist April 26, 2006

max-vosper

In ancient times this name was given to the champion of a certain contest. The contest winner would have had to fuck as many dogs/flamboient homosexuals in 30 minutes as possible. The first max-vosper held the record for sticking his cock in as many as 58 dogs! Centuries later this name has evolved into a person who is incredibly "faggish" and who would one day dream to have middle aged male celebrity Justin Timberlake sucking their cock. Please, to all whom this applies to, if you by happen to run into or/are friends with a max-vosper, invite them over for a sleepover and ejaculate into their mouths while they are sleeping. People might go as far to say that the "faggot Japanese" are more respected than people named max-vosper.

Boy 1-"Dude I swear I walked into the library yesterday and I saw max-vosper drinking a cup of his dog's semen."

Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"

by Dick T.Rickle February 19, 2008

Max Hermann!

MY BEST GUY FRIENNDDD <3 i love you so much, and im writing this to annoy you, because you just love urban dictionary. :p were on the phone now... lol. ahh your sooo funny, and nice, and just amazing. im soo glad i met you in 6th grade ;; and that we are this close. as im writing this, were talking about the definitions of our names on this website. we so cool, everyone wants to be like us :p

lmfao were also on the phone with selena. and right now its 10:45 pm , friday night of 12.2.11 , And i had lost my voice. im writing this because i want it to look long, LOL. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ilysffmmm ! text me boyy , once you finish your shower (; ily <3

lauren: max is a faggot.
max hermann!: oh yes he is.
lauren: he has no life.
max: i know i fight police and pregnant ladies in mafia 2 all day.

by laurenbouskilaaaaaa;* December 2, 2011

Max Geiger

The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.

"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"

"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."

by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012

max'd

To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep

That turd got max'd, what a loser

by Jack Van Amp June 20, 2006