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Kyle

Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe
God did you hear how kyle lost his v-card to his sister
by lem342869 February 9, 2017
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vengful kyle

A person who plays World of Warcraft all day and can't come up with a better screen name
That person is a vengful Kyle.
by holymexican November 16, 2010
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Pulling a kyle

Taking home the largest and least attractive hogzilla from a 4 am bar, because why not
Steve was at holligans last night and we caught him "pulling a kyle", I be the smells like shame this morning
by Tullski June 27, 2014
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kyle chenevert

A boy with a smokin hot body and a nice truck a lot of people look up to him
Truck slut :wow I would totally fuck kyle chenevert to ride in his truck
by Shit poke October 19, 2015
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kyle walsh

a cat rapist and wiener lover he likes big cock and his dads balls and he diddles his freinds and is secretly a gay man but denies it
kyle walsh is a diddler,- kyle walsh yea he is gay,_
by mason and wyatt are innocent November 22, 2018
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selena kyle

The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017
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Zach and Kyle

‘Wow those dudes are sexy’
‘Yes those guys are definitely Zach and kyles
by KoolKidsUnited27 August 14, 2018
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