Kyle

Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe

God did you hear how kyle lost his v-card to his sister

by lem342869 February 9, 2017

kyle's mum

Very hot woman

I banged 'Kyle's Mum'

by Bailey howotson May 19, 2016

Kyle-ism

A saying that contradicts itself

Person 1: “I was a good kid I just went to school were the bad kids went” person 2 that makes no sense it’s a Kyle-ism

by Aussie monster January 18, 2021

kyle palmer

Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!

Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle

Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer

by Trisha Pirted January 30, 2017

pulled a kyle

pulled a kyle: you date a guy in college and commit to a long-term relationship. the guy lives with you to avoid a dorm and pretends to love you. he pulled kyle

so you were in a relationship with a college sweetheart and he just left after graduating? wow he pulled a kyle

by notreallyapersonanymore May 14, 2022

Kyle NG

The word you use when someone is a pervert, racist, sexist and a pedophile.

I’m Kyle Ng for children

by su3up March 1, 2022

kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.

do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.

by benitezluvr April 13, 2021