Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe
by lem342869 February 10, 2017
by Circle jerkkk May 29, 2018
by flamin nora March 09, 2022
When you nut in your girlfriend's butthole, then coat your penis in jizz and use it that as lube when you switch holes
by Ballah_Rotney69 September 22, 2020
Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!
Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle
Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle
Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer
by Trisha Pirted January 31, 2017
The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
by jeremy has no brain July 31, 2017
Type of woman that’ll never disappoint you as a wife! The real MVP of a marriage. Kylee is a woman that will always support her husband in every situation no matter the cause. Not only is she a classy lady on the streets but she’s a killer in the sheets known for being very adventurous and has a few tricks up her sleeves to really get the party flowing! If she where a number she’d be number 1 and if she were a star she’d be a Sun cause she’ll always light up a darken path.
by Darbylover October 25, 2017